Ever felt that your pinball was too classy?

Ever felt like having less neurons than the average human?

EVER FELT LIKE THE VOID WAS TOO ATTRACTIVE NOT TO JUMP INTO, AS YOU CEASE YOUR THOUGHT PROCESSES AND SUCCUMB INTO AN ETERNAL SLUMBER?

WELL, WORRY NOT, FOR I COME HERE TO MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE! (literally)

SUPER ULTRA DELUXE

CRAPPY PINBALL (!!)

Play through a series of 1 (one) level to get the highest score possible! And keep doing it for eternity, since closing the game means losing the highscore.

Now with your favorites!

• Ball
• Bumpers
• Flippers
• 3 Lives
• Moving Net (For absolute cowards)
• ...
• That's it!

Enjoy your day with Super Ultra Deluxe Crappy Pinball and stay classy!

Literally, why are you playing this.

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Controls:

Use the Spacebar to activate the flippers. That's... literally it.

SIKE! After the latest update, now you have to launch the ball! 
Just... hold the Down Arrow on your keyboard. It's that easy.

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Developed by yours truly, Alkan.

Truth be told, I only did this for a class in college. It's made in P5.js with zero extra libraries, if that means anything for any of you.

Don't ask why I uploaded this.

Anyway, please enjoy!

(Also, congrats if you're one of the lucky people who got to see this game before 11/07/2024, because you've witnessed the sh*ttiest this game has ever looked. Also, it ended up being 04/11/2024 because I'm dumb.)